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Come One, Come All to Dr. Pfizer's new-aged televised medicine show. Hurry, Hurry, Hurry. Step right up and get your own bottle of Dr. Pfizer's Ancient Secret Indian Elixir. Guaranteed to make your life easier and touted to cure diseases, smooth facial wrinkles, remove stains in clothing, prolong life, or cure any number of common ailments. There is no sore it will not heal, no pain it will not subdue. When Dr. Pfizer's opens his sample bag and starts his pitch, there won't be a frown to be found amongst all of those smiling faces. He'll take them away from their humdrum daily lives to a place and time when everything was possible.
We all know the Old Doc wouldn't tell a lie now, don't we?
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