come one, come all ! !

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Come One, Come All to Dr. Pfizer's new-aged televised medicine show. Hurry, Hurry, Hurry. Step right up and get your own bottle of Dr. Pfizer's Ancient Secret Indian Elixir. Guaranteed to make your life easier and touted to cure diseases, smooth facial wrinkles, remove stains in clothing, prolong life, or cure any number of common ailments. There is no sore it will not heal, no pain it will not subdue. When Dr. Pfizer's opens his sample bag and starts his pitch, there won't be a frown to be found amongst all of those smiling faces. He'll take them away from their humdrum daily lives to a place and time when everything was possible.

We all know the Old Doc wouldn't tell a lie now, don't we?

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*** Peace
*** Peace
*** Peace

14 comments:

D.K. Raed said...

Don't forget, Dr. Pfizer has all those lovely free samples to get you started! Just ask your health care provider if Dr. Pfizer is right for you ...

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

It will cure what ills you,
but create seven new ills,
that will need even more of their cures,
that will cure those ills,
but create seven more ills for each one cured,
and on, and on, and on.

Legal Drug Pushers.

Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money

That one thing that it can cure for sure is their poverty.

BBC said...

I thought beer was the cure for everything. It's cheap and helps this troubled mind get to sleep.

Ah, world peace, that's all I want for Christmas. Not going to happen though.

enigma4ever said...

whelp...you always have such interesting things here....thank you....

hmmm...DrPfizer....

whelp....

I get all kinds of Drug ads every day....offering me wonders...I feel like Alice In Wonderland....

Nadia A. said...

Oh the good 'ol friendly drug companies. I know Pfizer is just looking out for my health, and not my $$$...because that is why they spent soo much $$$ and time defending their Lipitor patent against the generic companies, right ;) Yup, it seems like a good time for heading up to Canada for the holidays...

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

they make Viagra! c'mon!!!

D.K. Raed said...

AZ, I hear the santa claus at Walgren Drug is handing out samples of Dr. Pfizer. oh wait, maybe that was Dr. Pepper. Have a safe and wonderful holiday!

enigma4ever said...

Merry Merry Christmas...may this season be good to you and yours.....many blessings, light and love...namaste...

Lew Scannon said...

Drugs! Why didn't I think of that!

John Good said...

AZ - Happy Holidays, my old friend! =)

fjb said...

Happy New Year, AZ. Springs just around the corner now!

enigma4ever said...

Happy New Year friend....I hope good things come forth for all....and that Change Happens...namaste...many hugs..

BBC said...

Long time no post, you okay?

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

Return to our little bloggers' world. Hope you are okay.