fun friday

geeze, i'm in a good mood today...must be something in the stars...

but it is friday..and payday for some!

so let's have some fun this friday

i was called a bitch recently

at first, i took offense - it's been awhile since i've been called that

then i remembered an email flying around awhile ago that took the letters

and made them into something else

so here's mine:

BeautifulInovativeTalentedCharismaticHuman

so today - you bitch (grin) - let's dance the dance of life!!

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and now for something completely different: Auto Prize

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19 comments:

BBC said...

I haven't decided if you are a bitch or not, yet. LOL

Anonymous said...

who the fuck asked for your apologies, cunt?

niCk(Mem Beth) said...

Y'know you've struck a nerve if all they can do is call you names.

If you're not offending someone, you're not being honest.

I noticed that last commentor was very brave "anonymous" lurker. LOL

John Good said...

Annonymous posters are so brave! I so admire their introspect and biting wit. Okay. let me hook up the "sarcasmo-meter"(TM), and translate:

"Grow a set,you useless piece of shit."

azgoddess said...

ok - thanks everyone - including anonymous...

CuteUpliftingNuttyToughie

Thanks!!

and i'm so glad i hit a nerve out there...like nick said - if you're not iffending someone, you're not being honest...

Robert Rouse said...

The word "cunt" first shows up in a list of London street names of about 1230. That street name was, interestingly, Gropecuntelane, one of a warren of streets and alleyways all given over to the lowest forms of prostitution and bawdry. It lay between Aldermanbury and Coleman Street (where the Swiss Bank stands today) and it belonged to one "William de Edmonton". Curiously, medieval Paris had a street name with an identical meaning - Rue Grattecon. Oxford and York apparently also had similar versions of that street name.

Cunt is believed to derive from a Germanic root *kunton "female genitalia", which also gave rise to Old Norse kunta (ancestor of Norwegian and Swedish dialectical kunta and Danish dialectical kunte), Old Frisian, Middle Low German and Middle Dutch kunte, and the English doublet quaint. And, by the way, the word wasn't always considered derogatory, even though it is today. Be careful about assuming that a word's modern connotations must have governed its formation. By the way, no connection has been made between the Germanic words and Latin cunnus. The proto-Germanic root of cunt is ku- "hollow place", while the Indo-European root of Latin cunnus is (s)keu- "to cover, to conceal", the etymological meaning of cunnus being "sheath".

But no matter the history, any person who would use that word in a derogatory manner shows themselves to be of the lowest order of human being. I've always felt that the higher the use of profanity, the lower the IQ.

Something about the extreme Right is their propensity to attempt to degrade and demoralize those who speak the truth. They can't stand facts and figures and despise those of us who use them. But don't hate them, pity them and ignore them. Someone or something in their upbringing failed them.

Robert Rouse said...

If anyone wants the reference page where I found info about the origin of the bad word, here is a link.

PTCruiser said...

Wow, that is more information than I everwanted to know about the word "cunt". I get smarter every time I visit this blog. With the exception of "anony-mouses" comment, which actually resulted in the loss of several IQ points. Must be a contagion.

BBC said...

Anonymous... I really do not have any problem with the word cunt. The thing is though, you are a fucking idiot.

You got that? A fucking idiot. Ah, but I repeat myself.

GraemeAnfinson said...

I stop by to say hi and I learn about the word cunt! Oh the joys of the world wide web.

Anonymous said...

(not the anony-asshole above, i assure you all) ... AZ, usually words that get used so much, like bitch, tend to lose their impact. somehow bitch still stings, though, still has strong negative connotations.

But as Geo Carlin says, it's not the word itself per se, it's the asshole using it you gotta worry about! you must be doing something right if you're provoking some self-righteous prig whose mature response is to throw an epithet meant to wound. now you can piss them off even further by refusing to be offended.

ps, i enjoyed the etymology of cunt. there's a whole region in england called "Kent" which was originally "Quent". The people living there were called "Quentish". wonder what they or their neighbors were trying to imply, hmmm.

D.K.

pissed off patricia said...

The term bitch has never offended me. It's just someone's way of telling me they don't agree with me and they only thing they know to do is call me a name. So what?

LOL, I like your definition. :)

Minou said...

My given name is Michele, and some take to calling me Mitch, all I say is, it rhymes with Bitch so it should be easy to remember especially if you know me!!

Why not be a bitch - I keep calling hublet a bastard, and he says he hopes he is!

I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat.

As I said to "anonymous" on an earlier comment, would you like fries with that?

It's funny how when women say what they think and they're called bitches, men say what they think and what are they called? - answers on a postcard . . .

I don't dig all that sexist shit anyway.

Minou said...

I refer to R Rouse's comment - what about cunnilingus then - that isn't an offer btw.

Minou said...

Just a comment about the car link - it should be about the efficiency and all that, but I'd rather have a gas-guzzling aston martin than a solar powered box - sorry and all that, when they make one that has soul then I might think about it.

Love and hugs from one bitch to another (lots of smiles!!!)

BBC said...

I've been called everything in the book. Pretty cool hey? :-)

M. Shahin said...

Thanks for the link azgoddess. You always give us something new :-)

It think this is great that some are trying to look into the future, because we are facing an oil shortage. For those who don't believe it, just remember that resources are not infinite.

I think you had a positive attitude to someone calling you a bad name, and turned the negativity of it on its head.

Some people don't have anything better to do than spew hate. As if the world doesn't have enough already as it is.

John Good said...

Great thread! All caused by one asshole with an opinion. I'm sure this response was NOT what they had in mind. . .lol

Donnie McDaniel said...

Don't you just hate those Ass-nonymous comments? Some of the most insane comments come those assclowns!